<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>The History Of Me</title>
	<atom:link href="http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://thehistoryofme.net</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 18:50:23 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Letter To Christina</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=278</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=278#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 21:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=278</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Its time for me to write, and I can&#8217;t, for the life of me, come up with some wild and crazy story about stupid shit I&#8217;ve done in my past.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong, there are plenty of dumb shit antics that are fresh in my mind, but these stories just don&#8217;t seem to want [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=278</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>3 . . . 2 . . .1 . . . Oh shit!</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=244</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=244#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 00:50:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=244</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Fourth of July is upon us.  This glorious celebration is an incredible occasion, indeed.  It is a landmark moment in our country&#8217;s history.  A time to remember the great risk that our forefathers took when they gave their oppressors the middle finger and told, nay, commanded them, to fuck the Hell off.  Millions of [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=244</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Writer&#8217;s Block</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=257</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=257#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 00:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=257</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So.  I haven&#8217;t written for quite some time.  As shitty as that may be, it most definitely gave me some time to witness another part of me.  A part, I might add, which I somewhat loathe.  Typically, I am a big fan of Jake.  Jake is a good man.  He is an intelligent and creative [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=257</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Rock-n-Roll</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=230</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=230#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=230</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As a child in the early eighties, a few years before Nintendo would release a beautiful magic box that would render all my other recreational activities obsolete, I was in constant search of new and exciting ways to spend my days. Due to this, I thoroughly enjoyed the freedoms of living in a small town [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=230</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Can&#8217;t we just put them in a cage for the day?</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=212</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=212#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=212</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Contrary to what I was hoping for, I have found myself commuting daily to a location that is as joyous and fun as the world-famous theme park, teeming with thousands of happy visitors adorning caps with large round ears: the Longmont Butterball plant. The facility has been improved a bit from when I posted about [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=212</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cute Little Dead Squirrel</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=201</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=201#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=201</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Mrs. and I started going for walks together recently. We&#8217;re both part of the over thirty-five club and can&#8217;t quite keep our slender figures without making some sort of attempt to stay in shape. While my occupation requires me to spend a vast amount of my workday roaming around, she, unfortunately is tethered to [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=201</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>WWWD?</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=188</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=188#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=188</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I believe that there is a coming-of-age event that each and every one of us experiences during the course of our lives. The outcome, of which, is completely dependant on the skills of the individual who performs the act. It can lead to joy and happiness or regret and despair. You may do it once [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=188</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Little Kitters</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=181</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=181#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I share my life with a few other people. My lovely, sweet, awesome, sometimes bitchy wife, my way cute and way smart diva daughter, and my confrontational and confused teenage son. Very seldom does a day go by that we four aren’t completely entangled in the goings-on within each others individual activities. Like so many [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=181</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Slacker</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=174</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=174#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 01:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=174</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone.  I just wanted to make a quick post stating that I am, indeed, planning to step up my game on the website.  At present time, I’m working on starting up a company, and it has been very time consuming, exhausting, and detrimental to my creative process.  Since I’m committed to keeping my posts [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=174</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>And they lived happily ever after.</title>
		<link>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=163</link>
		<comments>http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=163#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehistoryofme.net/?p=163</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My wife likes to take walks in the rain.  I can’t fucking stand that.  Something about being wet in non-swimming attire just drives me nuts.  We recently took the kids to Disneyland, and it seemed as if everyone loves the water rides.  They adore the rides that squirt water at you, drip on you, or [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://thehistoryofme.net/?feed=rss2&amp;p=163</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
